You Know You’ve Been in Cambodia Too Long When…
1) You sniff the book you’re reading to see what scent the cover is
2) You have a long debate on whether to kill the spiders in your room, or whether to leave them be so they can continue eating the mosquitoes
3) You consider it a good lunch if they left the chicken heads out of the soup
4) You no longer think of dogs as cute but as the most violent gangs in your town
5) You no longer need an alarm, that’s what the 4am roosters are for
6) You catch yourself talking to friends and family from home in broken english
7) You cry when realizing that your care package didn’t have everything you asked for
8) You realize knee sweat is a real thing
9) You sleep more during the day than you do at night
10) You think having 6 people in the backseat is no longer ‘that crowded’ because unlike last time, this time a baby didn’t take a dump.
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